Imagine a revolving door, not at a fancy hotel, but at the Sussex residence, spinning so fast it could power all of Montecito. Josh Kettler, the latest in a long line of what we might call “The Sussex Survivors,” has thrown in the towel, joining the ranks of the “I Quit Club.” This club, exclusive to those who’ve had the misfortune of working with the Duke and Duchess, boasts members like Toya Holness, Christine Weil Schirmer, and Samantha Cohen, all of whom have fled the scene like it was a burning palace.
The Duchess of Drama:
Meghan Markle, once celebrated for her poise and grace, has reportedly morphed into what insiders affectionately call ‘Duchess Difficult.’ She’s not just setting boundaries; she’s building walls with her tantrums, reportedly reducing staff to tears with her 5 a.m. email barrages. One can only imagine the scene: Meghan, in her designer heels, stomping around like a toddler in a tantrum, demanding perfection in a world that’s anything but.
Harry, the Enabler:
And what of Prince Harry? Charming, yes, but also the ultimate enabler, standing by as his wife turns their once lovely home into a royal battlefield. He’s like the sidekick in a bad buddy cop movie, always there with a “yes, dear,” while the real action unfolds with Meghan’s monologues.
The Public Persona vs. Private Persona:
While Meghan preaches gratitude and joy, inspired by self-help gurus like Brené Brown, her staff might argue she’s more inspired by the “How to Intimidate Your Staff” manual. Her public speeches on overcoming reticence and setting boundaries sound more like a confession than a lesson, leaving us to wonder if she’s describing her own transformation or just reading from a script.
The Archetypes of Archewell:
Their podcast, “Archetypes,” ironically seems to be a mirror held up to their own lives. Meghan talks about not being demanding or difficult, yet her actions paint a different picture. It’s like watching a drama where the villain insists they’re the hero, all while the audience sees the chaos they create.
The Hollywood Verdict:
So why does Hollywood keep quitting on Harry and Meghan? Perhaps because they’ve turned their life into a reality show where everyone else is a contestant, and the prize is enduring the royal wrath. Hollywood, known for its tough skins, has found in Meghan a force more formidable than any script or director’s cut.
In conclusion, Harry and Meghan’s quest for a new life in Hollywood has turned into a saga of resignations, revelations, and royal rants. They’ve not just burned bridges; they’ve torched the entire landscape. As they continue their journey, one can only wonder if they’ll ever find peace or if they’re doomed to be the protagonists in their own never-ending drama, where the only constant is change, especially in staff.
The Moral of the Story: If you’re considering a job with the Sussexes, bring your running shoes, because you’ll need them to sprint towards the exit.
