An anonymous source behind palace walls has revealed Meghan Markle’s reaction when she stumbled upon the shocking revelation that Prince William’s favorite emoji was none other than the humble aubergine 🍆.
Now, for those uninitiated in the intricate language of emojis, the aubergine has gained notoriety for its, shall we say, suggestive connotations. But for Prince William, future king and emoji enthusiast, it was simply a symbol of his love for all things purple and vegetable-related. Or so he claimed.
Ever the provocateur, Meghan saw an opportunity to inject some whimsy into the stuffy world of royal engagements. And what better way to do so than by wearing an eggplant costume to a Royal Foundation meeting?
Yes, you read that correctly. In a move that left royal watchers scratching their heads and stifling laughter, Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, arrived at the prestigious gathering adorned in a costume that resembled a giant eggplant. The audacity! The gall! The sheer vegetable-themed madness!
As she waltzed into the meeting, her eggplant costume trailing behind her like the train of a particularly eccentric monarch, the room fell into a stunned silence. Prince William’s face turned a shade of purple to rival even the most vibrant of aubergines. And Prince Harry, bless his soul, tried desperately to stifle a laugh as he watched his wife navigate the sea of bewildered stares.
The meeting, intended to discuss important matters of charity and philanthropy, quickly devolved into a spectacle worthy of a Shakespearean comedy. And amidst the chaos, Meghan stood tall in her eggplant costume, a beacon of defiance in a sea of royal decorum.
